Let me introduce myself, my name is Ellie and I deal with a severe anxiety disorder. I am unable to take medication because I cannot afford it. And what I have taken has either reacted badly with my system, or worsened my anxiety.
So far the only thing that has been helping me manage this through the years is my precious iPod. Early this past December, my old one stopped charging. And for Christmas and my birthday I received a shiny new 5th gen. I promptly named it Twinkie Chan and I was never seen without it. Because I can’t function without it. I wish I were kidding, it’s sad how dependant on it I am. Just accidentally leaving it at home when I go out is cause for a panic attack.
And last night, I broke it. In a car door.
I am so dumb.
Now I am typing this out to explain to you that I am a dumbass, and tell you that I knit some really awesome stuff. And you should commission me. Or not, I mean, there are a ton of other people who need the money more than I do. And you should definitely commission them or donate or whatever. But if you don’t want to. You should look over here. Yes. I will get on my knees and beg if I have to.
Do you want a Harry Potter house scarf replica? That’s nearly six feet long? I can do that. Do you want your initials in it? I can do that too. Are you a Homestuck? I could probably knit your godtier aspect into the scarf and do it in the colours of your choosing. (But I’m pretty sure I can’t actually do that. So use that as an example.) What about South Park? Those hats are my favourite. I’ll knit you any or all of them. (But not Kyle’s because that’s not knitted.) Do you have your own idea for some knitted item? Toss it at me and we can work something out. I’ve done all sorts of things.
I can knit you a hat for roughly 25 dollars. A scarf for 50+ depending on materials/length/etc.
Knitting also takes time, so it might be nearly a month before I can ship it out to you.
I WILL GET ON MY KNEES AND BEG. I REALLY WILL. SOMEONE PLEASE. And even if you’re not interested, could you please reblog this? That would be pretty swell.